Yesterday

Darren and I were sitting on the porch yesterday in the sun
K: "What are you looking at?'
D: "My arms and legs, it is amazing how white I am, there are no tan lines at all! I didn't even know I could get this white."
K: " I know it used to happen to me when I lived here regularly, but there were even some winters that was able to maintain tan lines all winter.
D: "Yeah, this mole is usually the lightest thing on my arm"
K: "I usually gauge it by having bathing suit lines, but the other day I noticed there are none. I am as white as my bum, ass white, maybe even as white as when we were born."
D: "I came out blue, so I was not white."
K: "oh, ha ha"